Life without humor is not only boring & monotonous but harmful for health too! So this post is dedicated to spread smiles in my readers’ faces.


P.S. – My posts are merely an effort to bring a smile on the faces…I don’t mean any harm to anyone!



1.
In one of my flights by Kingfisher Airlines, the airhostess asked me, “Are you a vegetarian or normal?”


2.
In the Japanese Museum there was a small-sized skull & a new guide said it was the skull of a great prophet. On being asked,” how could it be, when it is so small in size & the prophet had lived to old age?” The guide promptly replied,” It is the skull of his childhood”.

3.
It is wrong to say hypertension because it gives the wrong connotation that it is necessary to have a little high blood pressure.
Then my doctor added: “It is better to call it ‘Idiopathic’ (meaning no primary cause known) because idiopathic is that condition when the doctor is an idiot (not knowing the cause) & the patient’s condition is pathetic.”

4.
A person was found in a swimming pool late at night by the guard of the hotel. The guard shouted,” Don’t you know that swimming is not permitted at this hour?” The man replied,” For heavens sake, I am not swimming…I am drowning”, to which the guard promptly said, “Then it’s Okay”.

5.
There was a signboard prominently displayed at a shop which was shown to me when I asked for a discount: “discount given to everyone above 75 years if accompanied by both parents.”

6.
On the grave of a very lazy person the epitaph written was: “He was so lazy that he stopped breathing one day.”

7.
My friend’s mother went to see an optician. The optician examined her & said,” Now read that chart on the wall”. To which my friend’s mother replied,” would you be kind enough as to read it for me? My sight is not very good, you know”!

8.
Father: Don’t you think our daughter gets her intelligence from me?
Mother: She must , I’ve still got mine!


Have a Cheerful life!